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American Empire comes in many diverse flavors The Blue Knob™'s options are Bill Clinton, Brown Bill Clinton, Female Bill Clinton, Demented Bill Clinton, or Brown and Female Bill Clinton. Red Knob™ give you the opportunity for Reagan, Folksy Midwest Regan, Cruel and Superficially Rich Reagan. We release a new flavor every 4 years for you to hate your fellow citizen over! Some Comments from Fans : "It's YOUR fault I didn't get the flavor I wouldn't have even chose if it weren't for the fact that YOUR FLAVOR WAS WORSE. Asshole. Swear to god." "I used to choose [redacted] knob, but ever since they switched their primary ingredient from racism to challenging my personal identity, I couldn't stomach them. So I voted for the other flavor" "They really taste so different, One has subtle hints of dead women and children, the other really blasts you in the face with it." We at American Empire know that there are other fla...